Jerboa Rat

Painted ceramic; jade; glass marbles (under the hooves).

All jerboa rats wear jade earrings, right? Don’t tell me they don’t all come with glass marbles under their hooves, too! Sigh. When will I ever get this right.

Scratch ’n’ dent sale—$50 (broken and repaired feet).

Things In Jars - All Sold Out!

Beautifully preserved little beasties living suspended in jars. Each is sealed with black wax (partly beeswax, mmmmm) and embossed with an eye of Horus traced with gold powder...what’s not to like? The liquid they are suspended in is called Carosafe and is a non-smelly version of formaldehyde without all the toxic properties. Please refrain from cracking one open and taking a swig, however. If you have some sort of problem with putting innocent little creatures into jars forever, feel free to email me your oh-so-original and righteous wee rants, and I’ll tell you where I got them. So there.

Bat: Sorry, sold out. Very delicate webbed wings and darling crumpled faces. You would punch a nun to get them! You’d suck the blood out of a wounded puppy! (apologies to J)

Mouse: Sorry, also sold out. Most are tinted blush, naturally. Why ask why? Little perfect eyes and teeth and ears, and tiny clawed feet. So cute! So dead!

“Unfortunate Animal of the Month” Club

Something dreadful in the mail each month to brighten your life. I encourage you to have them delivered to your office.

$50/month, plus shipping (see options). Custom orders slightly more. Gift subscriptions a specialty.

* ordering and pricing info

Jewelry

You will notice that with almost no exception, all the materials used in my jewelry are the real thing. Solid sterling silver, genuine rubies, garnets, amethyst, emeralds, actual skulls. Have a look at what anything in real silver costs for any sort of jewelry you actually want to wear (as opposed to yet another charm in the shape of popular sports equipment), then consider the fact that shipping and handling is free on all of my jewelry....

This is the last of my old stock. I am now out of nearly everything. Based on what sold well, what comments people made, and the sort of feedback I have been given (hint, hint), I may or may not reorder supplies and maintain a regular line of jewelry. Sadly, prices will no doubt be rather higher on the next lot, I am seeing scary things in my material suppliers’ eyes. At least the price of raw silver is fairly stable.

When earrings are priced per pair, you may indeed pay half for just one. You’re welcome.

Jewelry That Has Sold Out:

Scrimshaw Pendant

Height: 1 3/8" from the top. This legal elephant ivory (genuine) has been hand-scrimmed by yours truly in a pattern inspired by a couple of Celtic drawings, then framed up in solid sterling silver. Invisibly signed on the back (you have to ink it if you really want to see it). Yes, I can do custom work on this scale, email me for a quote.

Human Finger Earrings (Singles)

This is the real deal here, folks—first through third row phalanges of the human hand, lovely antique patina, articulated in silver for your supreme fashion pleasure. I currently have in stock ONE pair of matching fingers and ONE single finger, all awaiting assembly. As they are not yet constructed, I can be convinced to make them in gold or anodized aluminum or whatever your specialized need may be. Otherwise, I'll just make them in sterling silver and put them up when I get around to it.

Hair Sticks (Singles)

Black bone, metal, and sterling decorative hairpieces. 4.5" average length (black part), and the dangles, well, dangle freely from the spiral. Ankh or cross.

Bullet Earrings with Sterling and Garnet (Pairs)

My favourite everyday earring, three in my left ear look very very. The bullet is silver plate, the rest is solid sterling plus the cab-cut garnet. All remaining stock has been nabbed by me. If you must have some, I'll get more supplies in and make more if you tell me. So don't cry-- and meanwhile, have a gin & tonic.

Sterling, Ruby, and Natural Bone Bat Skull Earring with Ankh (Single)

A very nice earring, and wears extremely well. Solid sterling and ruby, featuring a genuine bat skull with an ankh.

Sterling, Emerald, and Natural Bone Bat Skull Earring with Ankh (Single)

Real bat skull wired with solid sterling silver, with an emerald cabochon plus an ankh dangly bit. For those of us with green eyes (or who wear green).


	Jerboa Rat Painted ceramic; jade; glass marbles (under the hooves). All jerboa rats wear jade earrings, right? Don’t tell me they don’t all come with glass marbles under their hooves, too! Sigh. When will I ever get this right. Scratch ’n’ dent sale—$50 (broken and repaired feet).
Things In Jars - All Sold Out!
	Beautifully preserved little beasties living suspended in jars. Each is sealed with black wax (partly beeswax, mmmmm) and embossed with an eye of Horus traced with gold powder...what’s not to like? The liquid they are suspended in is called Carosafe and is a non-smelly version of formaldehyde without all the toxic properties. Please refrain from cracking one open and taking a swig, however. If you have some sort of problem with putting innocent little creatures into jars forever, feel free to email me your oh-so-original and righteous wee rants, and I’ll tell you where I got them. So there. Bat: Sorry, sold out. Very delicate webbed wings and darling crumpled faces. You would punch a nun to get them! You’d suck the blood out of a wounded puppy! (apologies to J) Mouse: Sorry, also sold out. Most are tinted blush, naturally. Why ask why? Little perfect eyes and teeth and ears, and tiny clawed feet. So cute! So dead!
	“Unfortunate Animal of the Month” Club Something dreadful in the mail each month to brighten your life. I encourage you to have them delivered to your office. $50/month, plus shipping (see options). Custom orders slightly more. Gift subscriptions a specialty. * ordering and pricing info
Jewelry You will notice that with almost no exception, all the materials used in my jewelry are the real thing. Solid sterling silver, genuine rubies, garnets, amethyst, emeralds, actual skulls. Have a look at what anything in real silver costs for any sort of jewelry you actually want to wear (as opposed to yet another charm in the shape of popular sports equipment), then consider the fact that shipping and handling is free on all of my jewelry.... This is the last of my old stock. I am now out of nearly everything. Based on what sold well, what comments people made, and the sort of feedback I have been given (hint, hint), I may or may not reorder supplies and maintain a regular line of jewelry. Sadly, prices will no doubt be rather higher on the next lot, I am seeing scary things in my material suppliers’ eyes. At least the price of raw silver is fairly stable. When earrings are priced per pair, you may indeed pay half for just one. You’re welcome.
Jewelry That Has Sold Out:
	Scrimshaw Pendant Height: 1 3/8" from the top. This legal elephant ivory (genuine) has been hand-scrimmed by yours truly in a pattern inspired by a couple of Celtic drawings, then framed up in solid sterling silver. Invisibly signed on the back (you have to ink it if you really want to see it). Yes, I can do custom work on this scale, email me for a quote.
	Human Finger Earrings (Singles) This is the real deal here, folks—first through third row phalanges of the human hand, lovely antique patina, articulated in silver for your supreme fashion pleasure. I currently have in stock ONE pair of matching fingers and ONE single finger, all awaiting assembly. As they are not yet constructed, I can be convinced to make them in gold or anodized aluminum or whatever your specialized need may be. Otherwise, I'll just make them in sterling silver and put them up when I get around to it.
	Hair Sticks (Singles) Black bone, metal, and sterling decorative hairpieces. 4.5" average length (black part), and the dangles, well, dangle freely from the spiral. Ankh or cross.
	Bullet Earrings with Sterling and Garnet (Pairs) My favourite everyday earring, three in my left ear look very very. The bullet is silver plate, the rest is solid sterling plus the cab-cut garnet. All remaining stock has been nabbed by me. If you must have some, I'll get more supplies in and make more if you tell me. So don't cry-- and meanwhile, have a gin & tonic.
	Sterling, Ruby, and Natural Bone Bat Skull Earring with Ankh (Single) A very nice earring, and wears extremely well. Solid sterling and ruby, featuring a genuine bat skull with an ankh.
	Sterling, Emerald, and Natural Bone Bat Skull Earring with Ankh (Single) Real bat skull wired with solid sterling silver, with an emerald cabochon plus an ankh dangly bit. For those of us with green eyes (or who wear green).