Unfortunate Animal Skin Rug
OK, this one has been described by Richard Garfield as the funniest thing I have ever seen. Then he handed me a bee to skin and it was filled with those little styrofoam pellets, you know? And they got all over my apartment and static-clung to everything including the outside of the damned vacuum cleaner. Geh. Anyway, what we have here is simple: I take a nice, normal, nominally contented stuffed animal, and I viciously hunt and kill it. Then I skin it and mount it like a wee lion-skin rug on pinked felt. See? Now, heres something for you folks reading this: You can send me any animal you like, and I will skin and rug it for you for the same price as a normal animal. Nice and creepy, like the Godfather.