Unfortunate Animal Skin Rug

OK, this one has been described by Richard Garfield as "the funniest thing I have ever seen". Then he handed me a bee to skin and it was filled with those little styrafoam pellets, you know? And they got all over my apartment and static clung to everything including the outside of the damned vacuum cleaner. Geh. Anyway, what we have here is simple: I take a nice, normal, nominally contented stuffed animal, and I viciously hunt and kill it. Then I skin it and mount it like a wee lion-skin rug on pinked felt. See? Now, here's something for you folks reading this: You can send me any animal you like, and I will skin and rug it for you for the same price as a normal animal. Nice and creepy, like the Godfather.